Things I Love About Kegs

1. they hold massive amounts of beer
2. they can be cleverly disguised as a lamp if need be (place shade on tap)
3. they are "green" (no empties to litter)

1 keg = 58.6738827 liters

I have a weird name.

name meaning attempt #1:

SHANTINA was not found in this database. Names that sound similar to SHANTINA:

CHANDAN m Indian

CHANDANA f Indian

CHIJINDUM m & f Igbo

SANTINO m Italian

SHANTANU m Indian, Hindu Mythology

name meaning attempt #2:
Name not found

name meaning attempt #3:
Your search did not match any names. Please make sure your search query is spelled correctly or try a different query

name meaning attempt #4:
Sorry . ..We have no information on this name.

name meaning attempt #5: (my personal favorite)

Gender:

Female

Origin:

American

Meaning:

The American name Shantina means - a combination of the prefix Sha + Tina they're so wise, i wonder how long it took to research this one...

name meaning attempt #6:
Name not found.

Related names Shantinath

name meaning attempt #7:
You may want to try the similar-sounding names Chandan, Shandon and Swanton. Other similar names are Santana and Santino.

Did you mean: chanting, shunting, shanta?

name meaning attempt #18:

world full of crazies

why is it that all of the crazy people (attempt to) get psychology degrees? how can they possibly understand someone elses problems if their head is up their own ass? For example, my old roommate. what a fucking nut job. career choice: Marriage Counselor. She can't even keep a stable relationship of her own how in the hell is she supposed to patch up other peoples? "Nobody loves me wah wah wah... at least I have my cat wah wah wah." The entire time that I lived with said roommate, I had to check my forehead to see if "complaint department" had somehow been tattooed on it. But, who am I to talk since I'm "negative". well you know what? if I'm such a negative person, please explain to my why your only friend left is Jenny Craig? I have 2 words for you: GROW. UP.

VOTE HATFIELD & JACOBS 2012!

"We'll fight for YOUR right to party!"

When I say "vote" I really mean "write in". Our plan of attack begins with Goldfish and YouTube. Come to one of our Ragers, I mean Campaign Rallies and leave not only a better person, but also with a loving goldfish (if it dies, that's your problem, you've crushed your own dreams dumb ass). Then, we'll move on to more serious matters. Your future President, Mr. Travis Hatfield, will have the Military covered while, your future VP (yours truly) will handle the more pressing matters. You want jobs? well, let me tell you part of our plan. Legalize Prostitution- boom. Jobs. The Hatfield & Jacobs Team will also legalize Marijuana, and tax the shit out of it. Also, our interns will please the President by bringing him Coffee and running errands, not by playing Doctor under the desk in the Oval Office. When H&J take office, we will replace those funny-looking white wigs that are worn in senate with One-of-a-kind Mullet wigs ala Billy Ray. Oh, and Tyra Banks will not be allowed to speak, that's one (5 finger forehead) headache that we can go without. H&J will also bully iTunes until they lower their prices back to 99 cents per song.  Oh, and Chelsea Handler will be Secretary of State. We won't promise you much, but we will promise you a Goldfish. Goldfish and Freedom.

I want Tim to be Chuy's best friend!!

If you watch Chelsea Lately, then you know her assistant Chuy. There is a contest to be Chuy's best friend, and since im lacking the obvious appendages, Im nominating TIMMER! following is Tim's essay (which I wrote, but shh!).

"If I could describe myself in 5 words or less, they would be... Shining Star. I say this because I'm bright and people like to look at me. I'm just a laid back guy, trying to make good life decisions. Personally, I would rather hula hoop during rush hour in the middle of the intersection than listen to Miley Cyrus say 'Whaaaaaaaaaat?' one more time. Man, the things I would do for a mullet like Billy Ray's. Anyway, this tequila's making me thirsty, so I'm getting myself a beer."

MAKE A GOOD LIFE CHOICE CHUY!!

Silver Fox

Noun; An older gentleman who is rediculously good looking, incredibly charming, and makes lots of money. Who also must be living. In other words, they're not hard to look at.

Examples: Bruce Willis, Tom Petty, Denzel Washington, Gene Simmons, Richard Gere, The CSI Character 'Grissom', Nicholas Cage, John Travolta (pre-hairspray), Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller, Will Farrell, Jim Carey, Tiger Woods, Brett Farve, Ben Affleck, Mel Gibson, etc...

Silver Foxes in Training: Brady Quinn, Tom Brady, Josh Hartnett, Edward Norton, Matt Damon, Zac Effron.

All the KOOL kids drink KOOL-aid

why is Kool-aid named such?

Is it because it is KOOL?

When they say KOOL, do they mean Refreshing?

Does drinking Kool-aid make you KOOL? (i hope so!)

Either way, I love Kool-aid. but only the purple and blue kinds.