Conspiracy?

If Walmart is really the "super center" it claims to be, then why do they only carry five flovors of koolaid there? Somethings suspicious around here.

How To: Spot a Douche bag

Cowboy Hat. You look like an idiot. Unless you're from Texas and you have a tan and a hot accent, DONT WEAR AN EFFING COWBOY HAT!!!!! How can you look in the mirror and think you look good with a stupid cowboy hat on? do yourself a favor and burn it... preferably while its still on your head, but thats not up to me.

Advertising

Great Value. Top Care. ever noticed that the "off brands" have a way of capturing you? is it their prices? perhaps. Or is it a type of subliminal messages? You look at a can of chicken noodle soup and what do you know, it says 'Great Value' on it. then, when you get to the cash register, your chicken noodle soup only costs you .48 cents! wow! what a GREAT value! they weren't lying! coincidence? I think not.