I want Tim to be Chuy's best friend!!

If you watch Chelsea Lately, then you know her assistant Chuy. There is a contest to be Chuy's best friend, and since im lacking the obvious appendages, Im nominating TIMMER! following is Tim's essay (which I wrote, but shh!).

"If I could describe myself in 5 words or less, they would be... Shining Star. I say this because I'm bright and people like to look at me. I'm just a laid back guy, trying to make good life decisions. Personally, I would rather hula hoop during rush hour in the middle of the intersection than listen to Miley Cyrus say 'Whaaaaaaaaaat?' one more time. Man, the things I would do for a mullet like Billy Ray's. Anyway, this tequila's making me thirsty, so I'm getting myself a beer."

MAKE A GOOD LIFE CHOICE CHUY!!

Silver Fox

Noun; An older gentleman who is rediculously good looking, incredibly charming, and makes lots of money. Who also must be living. In other words, they're not hard to look at.

Examples: Bruce Willis, Tom Petty, Denzel Washington, Gene Simmons, Richard Gere, The CSI Character 'Grissom', Nicholas Cage, John Travolta (pre-hairspray), Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller, Will Farrell, Jim Carey, Tiger Woods, Brett Farve, Ben Affleck, Mel Gibson, etc...

Silver Foxes in Training: Brady Quinn, Tom Brady, Josh Hartnett, Edward Norton, Matt Damon, Zac Effron.